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ಸರ್ವರಿಗೂ 69ನೇ "ಗಣರಾಜ್ಯೋತ್ಸವ"ದ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು. ಈ ಮಾಹಿತಿಯನ್ನು ತಪ್ಪದೇ ಓದಿರಿ ಸಾಧ್ಯವಾದಷ್ಟು ಪ್ರಸಾರ ಮಾಡಿ #ದೇಶಭಕ್ತರಿಗೆ_ಸ್ಫೂರ್ತಿದಾಯಕವಾಗಿರುವ ‘#ವಂದೇ_ಮಾತರಂ’ #ಗೀತೆಯ_ಇತಿಹಾಸ ‘ವಂದೇ ಮಾತರಂ’ ಇದು ಭಾರತದ ರಾಷ್ಟ್ರಗೀತೆಎಂದು ಪ್ರಸಿದ್ಧವಾಗಿದೆ. ಅದರಲ್ಲಿರುವ ವಂದೇಮಾತರಂ ಈ ಎರಡು ಶಬ್ದಗಳಿಗೆ ಬಹಳ ಮಹತ್ವವುಲಭಿಸಿದೆ. ಅನೇಕ ರಾಷ್ಟ್ರಭಕ್ತರಿಗೆನ್ಯಾಯಾಲಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಕಠಿಣ ಶಿಕ್ಷೆಗಳಾದಾಗ, ಅನೇಕಕ್ರಾಂತಿಕಾರರು ನಗುನಗುತ್ತಾ ಗಲ್ಲಿನ ಕುಣಿಕೆಗೆ ತಮ್ಮಕುತ್ತಿಗೆಯನ್ನು ಒಡ್ಡುವಾಗ ಅವರಿಗೆ ಈ ಎರಡುಶಬ್ದಗಳೇ ನೆನಪಾಗುತ್ತಿದವು. ಈ ಹಿನ್ನೆಲೆಯಲ್ಲಿವಂದೇ ಮಾತರಂನ ಇತಿಹಾಸವನ್ನು ನಾವೀಗತಿಳಿದುಕೊಳ್ಳೋಣ. ಮಾತೃಭೂಮಿಯ ಹಿರಿಮೆಯೇ ಹಿಂದೂಸಂಸ್ಕೃತಿಯ ಮುಖ್ಯ ಸೂತ್ರವಾಗಿದೆ. ಪ್ರಭುಶ್ರೀರಾಮಚಂದ್ರನಿಂದ ಹಿಡಿದು ಶಿವಾಜಿಮಹಾರಾಜರವರೆಗೆ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ಮಾತೃಭೂಮಿಯಒಲವಿದೆ. ರಾವಣನ ವಧೆಯಾದ ನಂತರ ಕೆಲವರುಶ್ರೀರಾಮನಿಗೆ ಲಂಕೆಯಲ್ಲಿಯೇ ಉಳಿಯಲುಹೇಳಿದಾಗ, ಶ್ರೀ ರಾಮಚಂದ್ರನು ‘ಜನನೀಜನ್ಮಭೂಮಿಶ್ಚ ಸ್ವರ್ಗಾದಪೀ ಗರಿಯಸಿ’ ಎಂದುನೀಡಿದ ಉತ್ತರವು ಅತ್ಯಂತ ಸುಪ್ರಸಿದ್ಧವಾಗಿದೆ.ಪ್ರಭು ಶ್ರೀರಾಮಚಂದ್ರನೇ ಸ್ವತಃ,‘ನನ್ನ ಮಾತೆ ಮತ್ತುಮಾತೃಭೂಮಿಯು ನನಗೆ ಸ್ವರ್ಗಕ್ಕಿಂತಲೂಪ್ರಿಯವಾಗಿದೆ’ ಎನ್ನುತ್ತಾನೆ. ಸುಜಲಾಂ, ಸುಫಲಾಂ ಮತ್ತು ಸಸ್ಯಶ್ಯಾಮಲೆಯಾಗಿರುವ ಈ ಭೂಮಿಯು ಯಾವದೇಶಭಕ್ತನಿಗೆ ವಂದನೀಯವಾಗಿಲ್ಲ?ಐಶ್ವರ್ಯದಾಯಿ, ಪುಣ್ಯಪ್ರದವಾದ ಹಾಗೂಸ...

Freedom in our mind, Faith in our words, Proud to be Indian, Pride in our heart, Memories in our souls, The legends of souls, Let’s them salute, The nation on republic day!!!!! Jai Hind

ರವಿಸಂಕ್ರಮಣೇ ಪ್ರಾಪ್ತೇ  ನ ಸ್ನಾಯಾತ್ ಯಸ್ತು ಮಾನವಃ | ಸಪ್ತಜನ್ಮಸು ರೋಗೀ ಸ್ಯಾತ್ ನಿರ್ಧನಶ್ಚೈವ ಜಾಯತೇ || ಸಂಕ್ರಮಣದ ಮಹತ್ವವನ್ನು ತಿಳಿಸಿಕೊಡುವ ಈ ಶ್ಲೋಕದಲ್ಲಿ ಹೇಳುತ್ತಾರೆ, ನಿತ್ಯವೂ ನಾವು ಸ್ನಾನ, ಜಪ-ತಪಾದಿಗಳನ್ನು ಮಾಡುತ್ತೇವೆಯಾದರೂ, ಸಂಕ್ರಮಣ ಕಾಲದಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾಡುವ ಸ್ನಾನ-ಜಪ-ತರ್ಪಣಾದಿಗಳು ವಿಶೇಷಫಲದಾಯಕ ಹಾಗು ಅವಶ್ಯಮಾಡಲೇಬೇಕಾದುದು. ಇಲ್ಲವಾದಲ್ಲಿ ಅದು ಏಳು ಜನ್ಮಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಆರೋಗ್ಯನಾಶ, ಸಂಪತ್ತುನಾಶಕ್ಕೆ ಕಾರಣವಾಗಿ ಆಯಾ ಜನ್ಮಗಳಲ್ಲಿನ ದಾರಿದ್ರತೆಗೆ ಕಾರಣವಾಗತ್ತದೆ ಅನ್ನುತ್ತದೆ ಈ ಶ್ಲೋಕ...  "ಆರೋಗ್ಯಂ ಆದಿತ್ಯಾದಿಚ್ಛೇತ್" ಎಂಬ ಮಾತು ಬಳಕೆಯಲ್ಲಿದೆ. ಸೌರಶಕ್ತಿಯ ಮೂಲಕ ಜಗತ್ತಿನ ಎಲ್ಲ ಜೀವರಾಶಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಆರೋಗ್ಯ ನೀಡುವವನು ಸೂರ್ಯ... ಸೂರ್ಯ ನಾವು ಪರ್ವಕಾಲಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾಡುವ ಪುಣ್ಯಕರ್ಮಗಳ ಫಲವನ್ನು ಅನೇಕ ಜನ್ಮಗಳಿಗೆ ಕೊಂಡೊಯ್ದು ತಲುಪಿಸುತ್ತಾನೆ ಎಂಬ ಮಾತನ್ನು ಶಾಸ್ತ್ರಕಾರರೂ ಹೇಳುತ್ತಾರೆ. ಸಂಕ್ರಮಣ ಎಂದರೇನು ? ರವಿಯು ಮೇಷದಿಂದ-ಮೀನದತನಕ ಹನ್ನೆರಡು ರಾಶಿಗಳಲ್ಲಿ, ಅಂದರೆ ತಿಂಗಳಿಗೊಂದು ರಾಶಿಯಂತೆ ಹನ್ನೆರಡು ರಾಶಿಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಸಂಚರಿಸುತ್ತಾನೆ. ಒಂದು ರಾಶಿಯಿಂದ ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ರಾಶಿಗೆ ಪ್ರವೇಶಿಸುವ ಕಾಲಘಟ್ಟಕ್ಕೆ "ಸಂಕ್ರಮಣ" ಎಂದು ಹೆಸರು... ಈ ಹನ್ನೆರಡು ಸಂಕ್ರಮಣವೂ ನಡೆಯುವುದು ಒಂದು ನಿರ್ದಿಷ್ಟವಾದ ದಿನಾಂಕದಂದು... ಅದನ್ನು ಈ ಕೆಳಗಿನಂತೆ ಪಟ್ಟಿಮಾಡಬಹುದಾಗಿದೆ... ಸೂರ್ಯ ಮೇಷ ರಾಶ...

A beautiful,bright and delighted day, sun entered makar to intense the ray. crop harvested to cheer the smiles, come together and enjoy the life. kites flying high to touch the happiness, til mangled with sweet to spread sweetness. Time to enjoy the moment with full intensity very happy prosperous Makar Sankranti.

🙏🙏🙏🙏🌺 *आपको  और आप के परिवार को लोहरी एवं  मकर संक्राति की हार्दिक  शुभकामनाये।*   *भगवान  आप और आप के परिवार को सुख  और संमृद्धि दे  ।*       🌞🌞!! *सुप्रभात* !! 🌞🌞 💐💐!! *जय श्री कृष्णा* !!💐💐 🙏🏼🙏🏼 !! *राधे राधे* !!🙏🙏

👍💕🍃🌹🍃💕👌 💕.•°``°•.¸.•°``°•.💕 💕(     2018.     ) 💕  💕`•.¸   💗   ¸.•` 💕      💕° •.¸¸.•° 💕 Happy makara sakrathi            💕💕               💕     💕🍃🌹🍃💕👌                     💕.•°``°•.¸.•°``°•.💕.                       Family                      💕(       and      ) 💕wishes        2018                      💕`•.¸   💗   ¸.•` 💕                           💕° •.¸¸.•° 💕                                 ?...

🌷"ಎಳ್ಳು ಬೆಲ್ಲ ಸವಿಯುತ್ತಾ ಕಬ್ಬಿನ ಸಿಹಿಯ ಹೀರುತ್ತಾ ದ್ವೇಷ ಅಸೂಯೆ ಮರೆಯುತ್ತಾ ಸವಿ ಮಾತುಗಳನ್ನು ನುಡಿಯುತ್ತಾ ಮಕರ ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿಗೆ ಸ್ವಾಗತ ಕೋರೋಣ". 💥"ಮಕರ ಸಂಕ್ರಾಂತಿ ಹಬ್ಬದ  ಶುಭಾಷಯಗಳು "💥

ಕಹಿ ನೆನಪು ಮರೆಯಾಗಲಿ, ಸಿಹಿ ನೆನಪು ಚಿರವಾಗಲಿ, ಹೊಸ ದಿನಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ನೀವು ಕಂಡ ಕನಸು ನನಸಾಗಲಿ, ಆ ದೇವರು ನಿಮ್ಮನ್ನು, ಸದಾ ಸಂತೋಷದಿಂದಿರಿಸಲಿ......... 🌾🌾ನಿಮಗೂ ಮತ್ತು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕುಟುಂಬದವರಿಗೂ ಮಕರ ಸಂಕ್ರಮಣ ಹಬ್ಬದ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು 🌾🌾

👍💕🍃🌹🍃💕👌 💕.•°``°•.¸.•°``°•.💕 💕(     2018.        ) 💕  💕`•.¸   💗   ¸.•` 💕      💕° •.¸¸.•° 💕 Happy makara sakrathi            💕💕              💕     💕🍃🌹🍃💕👌                     💕.•°``°•.¸.•°``°•.💕.                                              💕(                      ) 💕                      💕`•.¸   💗   ¸.•` 💕                           💕° •.¸¸.•° 💕                                 💕💕   ...

Please forward: No matter how busy you are... Pls find time to read... 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 "Dr. Pradeep konnur jaya multispeciality panchakarma ayurveda hospital ,karatagi. encouraged each person receiving this newsletter to  forward it to another ten people, certainly at least one life will be saved ... I've done my part, I hope you can help do your part. thanks!  🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 Drinking hot lemon water can prevent cancer. Don't add sugar. Hot lemon water is more beneficial than cold lemon water. 🥔🍠🥔🍠🥔🍠🥔🍠🥔 Both yellow n purple sweet potato have good cancer prevention properties. 01. Often taking late night supper can increase the chance of stomach cancer 🥚🥚🥚🥚🍳🥚🥚🥚🥚 02. Never take more than 4 eggs per week 🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥 03. Eating pope's nose (chicken backside) can cause stomach cancer 🍎🍌🍉🍊🍎🍌🍉🍊 04. Never eat fruits after meal. Fruits should be eaten before meals ☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕☕ 05. Don't take tea during menstruation peri...

Maturity Of Six Year Old Boy A 6 yr old boy was in the market with his 4 yr old sister. Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind. He stopped and looked back. His sister was standing in front of a toy shop and was watching something with great interest. The boy went back to her and asked, “Do you want something?” The sister pointed at the doll. The boy held her hand and like a responsible elder brother, gave that doll to her. The sister was very very happy… The shopkeeper was watching everything and getting amused to see the matured behaviour of the boy… Now the boy came to the counter and asked the shopkeeper, “What is the cost of this doll, Sir? !” The shopkeeper was a cool man and had experienced the odds of life. So he asked the boy with a lot of love & affection, “Well, What can you pay?” The boy took out all the shells that he had collected from sea shore, from his pocket and gave them to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper took the shells and start...

Dis is one of best suspense jokes till date😜 A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at t...

Effect of over flooded Diwali messages on WhatsApp.  People reply even without reading at all most of the time. One doctor receives message from his friend: *My daughter is suffering from severe loose motions, what should I give?* Doctor replied: *Wishing the same to you and to your entire family also . Enjoy the moments with full fun and have a blast* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Died laughing ...😃😃😃 Teacher: DHRITRASHTRA had 100 sons, pandu only 5 tell me why.? Santa Singh : sir, people who have eyes have other work also...! 😂😂😂

Mannatoday:However, those the Father has given Me will come to Me, and I will never reject them.John 6:37, NLT Come As You Are To Jesus Years ago, someone I knew suddenly stopped coming to church for a long time. I eventually met up with him to find out how he was doing and to see if everything was all right. He was very honest with me and told me that he was going through a lot of problems in his marriage, and that he was now addicted to alcohol. Then, he said this: “Let me get my life right, then I will come back to church.” I smiled and asked him, “Do you clean yourself before you take a bath?” I could tell from his expression that he was taken aback by my question, so I told him, “Come as you are to the Lord. He is the bath. He will cleanse you. He will get your life in order for you, and He will cause every addiction to lose its hold on you. You don’t have to use your own efforts to clean yourself before you take a bath!” I am glad to share that this precious brother soon r...

முன்னோர்கள் ஒன்றும் முட்டாள்கள் அல்ல.... காலையில் வேலைக்கு வீட்டில் இருந்து வீதியில்  கிளம்பும்போது மனைவியை எதிரில் நடந்து வரச்சொல்வதன் பின்னால் மூடநம்பிக்கை இருக்கென்று நினைத்தால் நாமே முட்டாள்கள். ஏனெனில் அதில் எவ்வளவு பெரிய விஞ்ஞான காரணம் இருக்கென்று நமக்கு தெரியாமல் போய்விட்டது! ஆம். நம் தமிழ் முன்னோர்கள் அக்காலத்திலேயே இந்தளவிற்கு சிந்தித்து சீரிய வாழ்விற்கு எப்படியெல்லாம் ஆராய்ச்சி செய்து கண்டுபிடித்துள்ளார்கள் என்று நினைத்தாலே சிலிர்க்கின்றது. ஒரு வேலை விஷயமா வெளியில் போகும்போது அந்த வேலை பற்றிய சிந்தனைதான் ஆண்கள் எல்லோருக்கும் இருக்கும். அதை எப்படியாவது வெற்றிகரமாக முடித்து விட வேண்டும் என்றுதான் நினைக்க தோன்றும். அதே நேரம் அந்த வேலையில் பல கஷ்டங்கள் பல போராட்டங்கள் பல்வேறு இன்னல்கள் எதுவேண்டுமெனிலும் வரலாம். ஆக அதையெல்லாம் அந்த ஆண் சமாளித்தாக வேண்டும். எதையும் தாங்கும் துணிவு வேண்டும். சமாளிக்கும் திறன் வேண்டும். அதற்கான ஒரே வழி.. கிளம்பும் போதே மனைவியை எதிரில் நடந்து வர செய்வது. ஆம். அதன்மூலம் அவனது நாடி நரம்பு சதை புத்தி என எல்லாவற்றிலும் அவன் உணர்வது யாதென...

Superb story writen by Chetan Bhagat in his FB Post Must read,👌 One night, just before the shopkeeper was about to close the shop, a dog came into the shop. There was a bag in its mouth. The bag had a list of items to be bought and money. The shopkeeper took the money and kept the items in the bag. Immediately, The dog picked up the bag of items and left. The shopkeeper was surprised and went behind the dog to see who the owner was. The dog waited at the bus stop. After sometime, a bus came and the dog got into the bus. As soon as the conductor came, it moved forward to show his neck belt which had money and the address as well. The conductor took the money and put the ticket in his neck belt again. When it reached the destination, the dog went to the front and wagged his tail indicating that he wanted to get down. The moment the bus stopped, it got down. The shopkeeper was still following it. The dog knocked on the door of a house with its legs. Its owner came from inside an...

"Sight  Adi"           But 'Love'  Pannatha.     "Love" Pannu             But    'Lover-a   miss' Pannatha.     "Feel"  Pannu              But    'Future-a  Spoil' Pannatha.    "Think"  pannu             But    'Time-a  waste' Pannatha.. Intha "sms" ..frwd pannu But Enake pannatha...😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉       3 aim of boys: *Saadhikanum *Sambathikanum *Settil aaganum 3 aims of girls: *Corrct Pannanum *Collect Pannanum *Calatti Vidanum Pass sms to all boys.. By;     Virgin pasanga👈

How to stay motivated ? In the jungle which animal is the biggest ........ Did you say, Elephant. In the jungle which animal is the tallest ........ I heard you say, Giraffe. In the jungle which animal is the wisest ........ I heard you say, Fox. In the jungle which animal is the fastest ........ I heard you say, Cheetahs. Among all these wonderful qualities mentioned, where is the Lion in the picture.? Yet, you say the Lion is the KING of the jungle even without ANY of these qualities.!! Why?? Because... The Lion is courageous, The Lion is very bold, The Lion is always ready to face any challenges, any barrier that crosses his path, no matter how big/bad they are.!! The Lion walks with confidence. The Lion dares anything and is never afraid. The Lion believes he is unstoppable. The Lion is a risk taker. The Lion believes any animal is food for him. The Lion believes any opportunity is worth giving a try and never lets it slip from his hands. The Lion h...

Boy frnd texts to his Girl frnd on WhatsApp ... . BF - Hi . GF - Hello . BF - Wr ru darling...? . GF - Iam in my dads BMW car with my dad. Iam going to club and from there i will go to shopping mall. I will send back the car to dad. After dad leaving, i will call you. We can meet. Where r u? BF - Iam in the BMTC bus sitting behind u. Don't take the ticket, i have already taken for u..!!  please don't laugh alone it's crazy😂

*Password* How a Password Changed my Life ... A true story from the Reader’s Digest ... I was having an average  morning until I sat down in front of my office computer . "your password has expired”, a server message flashed on my screen, with instructions for changing it... In my company we have to change passwords monthly.. I was deeply depressed after my recent divorce. Disbelief over what she had done to me was what I thought all day long .... Lot of hatred and dissatisfaction.  I remembered a tip I’d heard from my former boss. He’d said, “I’m going to use a password that is going to change my life”. I couldn’t focus on getting things done in my current mood.. My password reminded me that I shouldn’t let myself be a victim of my recent breakup and that I was strong enough to do something about it. I made my password – Forgive@her. I had to type this password several times every day, each time my computer would lock. Each time I came back from lunch I wrote fo...

If Modi says that after visiting toilet, everyone must wash hands with soap.. What would the opposition leaders say? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Kejriwal- Modi has taken money from the soap manufacturing companies . Rahul Gandhi- Modi wants the poor people to spend their money to wash their hands for his own" SWACHH BHARAT" scheme. Owaisi- I will not wash hands as it is not written in the constitution. Even if you keep knife on my neck I will not wash. Mayawati- Dalit should get free soap and reservation once a week to wash their hands. Kapil Sibal- My toilet, my shit, my hands why should I wash my hands ? Mulayam- As long as I am there, people of U.P. need not wash their hands. Giriraj-  Those who don't want to wash, they should go to Pakistan. Last but the best: Momata Banarjee- This is a conspiracy to close all the hospitals. THE TRUE STATE OF INDIAN POLITICS! 😥😕

This post is priceless..!! You will find great relief , if you are disturbed. Once Buddha was traveling with a few of his followers. While they were passing a lake, Buddha told one of his disciples, "I am thirsty. Do get me some water from the lake." The disciple walked up to the lake. At that moment, a bullock cart started crossing through the lake. As a result, The water became very muddy and turbid. The disciple thought, "How can I give this muddy water to Buddha to drink?" So he came back and told Buddha, "The water in there is very muddy. I don't think it is fit to drink." After about half an hour, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back to the lake. The disciple went back, and found that the water was still muddy. He returned and informed Buddha about the same. After sometime, again Buddha asked the same disciple to go back. This time, the disciple found the mud had settled down, and the water was clea...

What is love? Love is when your mother kisses and say "en paiyan/ponnu lakshaththula oruththan/oruththi. Love is when you come back from work and ur dad says " vaappa...innikku romba late aayoduchchu pola" Love is when your anni says " hei...hero...unakku ponnu paakka porom...yaaravathu un manasula irunthaa sollu" Love is when ur brother says "thambi..nee yenda tension aagura..naan irukken illa un kooda" Love is when you are moodless and ur sister says, " vaappa..engayavathu konja neram relaxed a poittu varalaam..ellam nalla aayidum" Love is when your best friend hugs you and says, " dei..nee illama ivvalavu neramum kalhaiye kattalada machchan" These are the best momrnts of love...don't miss them in life. Love is not only having a boy friend or girl friend. Love u all who have been a special part of my life........... Its love, when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage. Its love, wh...

10 ponungala Love panrathu Mattter illa... Matter agatha oru Ponna Love panrathu dhan Matter..... ..👰😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆                                                                        Oru girl road’la thania vara, ROWDI: Ennama kannu ippadi thaniya vandhu matikitiya? GIRL: Kanna FIGURE thaan kootama varum “ITEM” single’ah thaan varum…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅                                                                Ne oru ambalaya irundha itha padicha udane Vera groupku send panra pakalam 😜😜😜 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝 Nanum ipdithan ungala mathiri itha padicha udane  tension 😠 agiten but enna panrathu Nan ambal...

Brilliant article, just couldn't resist sharing from HBC Lagos *Ducks Quack, Eagles Soar* I was waiting in line for a ride at the airport in Dubai. When a cab pulled up, the first thing I noticed was that the taxi was polished to a bright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshly pressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car to open the back passenger door for me. He handed me a laminated card and said: 'I'm Abdul, your driver. While I'm loading your bags in the trunk I'd like you to read my mission statement.' Taken aback, I read the card. It said: Abdul's Mission Statement: To get my customers to their destination in the quickest, safest and cheapest way possible in a friendly environment. This blew me away. Especially when I noticed that the inside of the cab matched the outside. Spotlessly clean! As he slid behind the wheel, Abdul said, 'Would you like a cup of coffee? I have a thermos of regu...

Beautiful message...! A young girl and her father were walking along a forest path. At some point, they came across a large tree branch on the ground in front of them. The girl asked her father, “If I try, do you think I could move that branch?” Her father replied, “I am sure you can, if you use all your strength.” The girl tried her best to lift or push the branch, but she was not strong enough and she couldn't move it. She said, with disappointment, “You were wrong, dad. I can't move it.” “Try again with all your strength,” replied her father. Again, the girl tried hard to push the branch. She struggled but it did not move. “Dad, I cannot do it,” said the girl. Finally her father said, “Young lady, I advised you to use 'all your strength'. You didn’t ask for my help. ~~~ *_Moral :_* *Our real strength lies not in independence, but in interdependence.* *No individual person has all the strengths, all the resources and all the stamina required fo...

What Time Should You Sleep? Is there a best time to sleep? There is a saying that sleeping early and waking up early is good for your health. How true is that? Is it alright to sleep late and wake up late? You actually have an amazing biological clock ticking inside your body. It is very precise. It helps to regulate your various body functions including your sleeping time. From 11pm to 3am, most of your blood circulation concentrates in your liver. Your liver gets larger when filled with more blood. This is an important time when your body undergoes detoxification process. Your liver neutralizes and breaks down body toxins accumulated throughout the day. However if you don't sleep at this time, your liver cannot carry out this detoxification process smoothly. ● If you sleep at 11pm, you have full 4 hours to detoxify your body. ● If you sleep at 12am, you have 3 hours. ● If you sleep at 1am, you have 2 hours. ● And if you sleep at 2am, you only have 1 hour to detoxify...

A rare conversation between *Ramkrishna Paramahansa*  & *Swami Vivekananda* Please share with our next generation or read it loud to family, it's one of  the best message I have come across... *1. Swami Vivekanand*:- I can’t find free time. Life has become hectic. *Ramkrishna Paramahansa*:- Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you free. *2. Swami Vivekanand:-* Why has life become complicated now? *Ramkrishna Paramahansa:-* Stop analyzing life... It makes it complicated. Just live it. *3. Swami Vivekanand*:- Why are we then constantly unhappy? *Ramkrishna Paramahansa:*- Worrying has become your habit. That’s why you are not happy. *4. Swami Vivekanand:-* Why do good people always suffer? *Ramkrishna Paramahansa*:- Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don’t suffer. With that experience their life becomes better, not bitter. *5. Swami Vivekanand:*- You mean to say su...

*Why India is in trouble....* Population - *125 crore* *20 Crore* retired *35 Crore* state govt. *25 Crore* central (Both dont work!?) *7 crore* IT professionals (they are not working for india) *7 crore* under 5years *25 crore* unemployed *5 Crore* you can find any time in hospital! Statistics says u find *99,99,997* in jails at anytime... Balance only three, *Modi, me and you* You are busy *"checking whatsapp/fb/mails"* How can *modi and me* handle the country...?

Aamir Khan 3 Idiots - Let your child become what *HE or SHE* wants to become Dangal - Make your child what *YOU* want him or her to become Taare Zameen Par - It's *OK* if your child does not want to become anything.  Just don't interfere Saala confuse kar ke rakh diya 🙄🤔😡

This Msg may change our attitude ! Do read it  !! 1. Name the 5 Wealthiest People in the world. 2. Name the Last 5 winners of Ms. Universe. 3. Name the Last 10 People Who won the Nobel prize. How Did You Do? . . . . . The Point is, None of us Remembers The Headlines of Yesterday, Even Though These People Must be the Best in Their Fields Applause Dies, Awards Are Tarnished and Achievements Are Forgotten!! Here's another quiz: Let's see How This Goes: 1. Name 5 Teachers Who Added Your Journey Through School. 2. Name 5 Friends Who Helped You Thru Difficult Times. 3. Name 5 People Who Taught You Something Worthwhile. 4. Name 5 People Who Make You Feel Special. 5. Name 5 People You Enjoy Spending Time with. . . . Easier...right?😊 The People Who Make a Difference in ur Life Are NOT the ones with Most Awards and Loads of money. Life is Full of ordinary People Who Have Made the World a Better Place for You! Cherish them! Hold Them Tig...

Donald Trump wants The White House painted! Chinese guy quoted 3 million European guy quoted 7 million Indian guy quoted 10 million. Trump asked Chinese guy how did you quote? He said: 1 million for paint 1 million for labour 1 million profit. He asked European... He said : 3 million for paint 2 million for labour 2 million profit. He asked Indian..... Indian said: 4 million for me 3 million for you 3 million will give it to the Chinese guy to paint. Indian got the job.... 😂

_"ಕಲೆಗಾರ ನಾನಲ್ಲ"_         _"ಕವಿಗಾರ ನಾನಲ್ಲ_       _ಭಾವನೆಗಳೊಂದಿಗೆಬದುಕುವುದು ಬಿಟ್ಟು,_   _ಬೇರೇನು"ಗೊತ್ತಿಲ್ಲ"ಆಸ್ತಿಯೂ"ನನಗಿಲ್ಲ"_      _ಆಸೆಯೂ"ನನಗಿಲ್ಲ"ನಿಮ್ಮ"ಸ್ನೇಹ"ಬಿಟ್ಟು,ಬೇರೇನು"ಬೇಕಿಲ್ಲ...🖖✍_😎   *ಶುಭ ರಾತ್ರಿ ಸ್ನೇಹಿತರೆ,,,,,,💐🖖😊*

Height of problem: Wife: Doing her makeup💄 early morning straight out from Bed Husband: Are you crazy ⁉😡 Wife: Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone it is not recognizing me. Husband: 😳😢🙄😶

*Duryodhan & Rahul Gandhi* ```Both without talent. But yet wanted to be rulers on the principle of birth-right.``` *Bhishma & Advani* ```Never crowned. Got respect & yet became helpless at the end of their lives.``` *Arjun & Narendra Modi* ```Both talented. Reached the highest position due to being on the side of dharma. But realise how difficult it is to follow and practice.``` *Karna & Manmohan Singh* ```Both intelligent. But never reached anywhere being on the side of adharma.``` *Shakuni & Kejriwal* ```Both never fought a war, just played dirty tricks.``` *Gandhari & Sonia* ```Both were blind for love of their sons.``` *Lord Krishna and APJ Abdul Kalam* ```We celebrate both of them but do not follow what they taught and preached.``` *This is MAHABHARAT and BHARAT.*

Beat dis😝 This is really a great suspense...!!!!! 😳😱🙀 Read it carefully to know what it is... A man is driving down the road 🚗and breaks down near a monastery⛪. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗. As the man tries to fall asleep💤, he hears a strange sound💬. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man is disappointed😞 but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way🚗. Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery⛪. The monks again accept him, feed him🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗. That night, he hears the same strange noise 💬that he had heard years earlier. The next morning🌞, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you😶. You'...

Floods - Call the Army Earthquake - Call the Army Terrorist attack - Call the Army A child stuck in a bore well - Call the Army Riots- Call the Army And For 'Ribbon Cutting'- Call Actors and politicians!!!! Last year Uttarakhand, Today Kashmir. Any weather, Any place, Any war - man or nature , Any time : The Indian Army is always ready. Why dont we invite them during happy times.. dear all avoid inviting hero or heroins during opening ceremonies or award functions. Instead invite Indian Army.... They deserve more than anybody ...share if u feel its worth. we should forward the above to more n more to reach 120 crore people.

Solve this . . .its easy one ........... A Japanese ship sailing in Pacific Ocean. Japanese captain of the ship going to take a shower. He kept his diamond chain and Rolex watch in the table shelf and went for shower and returns in 10 mins. Now listen carefully.... When he returns both chain and watch is missing??????? He called the crews in the ship. There were four of them. 1. A Britain guy. He the cook in the ship. Captain asked where were you last 10 mins. He answered "I was in the cold room to select the meat for the lunch." 2. A Srilankan guy. Captain repeats same question. He was the house keeping guy and he informed that he was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which was upside down. 3. A Indian guy: again same question. He was an engineer maintains the ship. He told the he was in generator room checking the generator. 4. A French  guy. Same question repeats here also.   He was also a house keeping Crew. He told I was sleeping after the night...

Solve This: A man locked his personal computer with a password and wrote some phrases in the hint box.One day his wife tries to login in his absence using the hints which contained following: 4 grapes                                                     1 apple 7 bananas 7 mangoes 2 pineapples 1 orange 8 pomegranates                                     What is the password?

IIT Question: I give you 4 tablets which contain 2 for fever and 2 for cold..all 4 have same size, shape, taste, weight and color, No cover. You have to take 1 cold and 1 fever tablet right now..How will you choose correctly???

An engg student had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . 😍😍 . . . . . . .  But she rejected and threatened  that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. 😵😵😵 . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . . 😕😑 . . .. .. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . . . . .  writes in it . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Four years passed, ... . . . .   But..... . . . . . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . . . . . . ...

A software enginner died at 45 n went to heaven.. He asked god why he was dead at such an early age.. God replied " son according to the billable hours u filled in your timesheet u should be 92 by now " 😀

Jarur padhana एक लड़का और लड़की दोनों दोस्त थे . ... .... .. लड़की लड़के को अपना बेस्ट फ्रेंड मानती थी . . . . . . . . वो लड़की उस लड़के को हमेशा मैसेज भेजती थी . . . . . . . . लेकिन लड़का उसको सिर्फ एक दोस्त समझता था . . . . . . . . . एक रात लड़के के मोबाईल पर मैसेज आया . . . . . . . . . लड़के ने सोचा . .. ... ... उसी लड़की का होगा .. ... और बिना मेसेज पढ़े ही सो गया .. ... .... .... सुबह जब लड़के ने लड़की के नंबर पर फोन किया तो .. ... .... ... फोन उसकी मम्मी ने उठाया .. ... और बताया की लड़की का रात को एक्सीडेंट हो गया .. .... और उसकी मौत हो गयी है. .. ... ... ... ... लड़के ने तुरंत वो मैसेज पढ़ा .. ... जिसमे लिखा था .... .... ... तुम्हारे घर के सामने वाली रोड पर मेरा एक्सीडेंट हो गया है. ... .. प्लीज तुम मेरी मदद करो . .. ... मेरी हालत बहुत गंभीर है. .. .. मुझे तुम्हारी मदद की जरूरत है.. . . . . . . . . . . याद रखना दोस्तों कभी भी किसी का फोन या मैसेज आये . . . . . उसको उसी वक्त रीशिव करो .. ...

Give me some sunshine - Assam. Give me some rain - Gujarat. Give me another chance - Brazil I wanna grow up once again - Rahul Gandhi. 😂

Nice message : After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off. Once he received a call from old age home....Mom very serious ..... please come to visit. Son went  and saw mom very critical, on her dying bed. He asked: Mom what can I do for you. Mom replied... "Please install fans in the old age home, there are none.... Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food". Son was surprised and asked: mom, while you were here you never complained, now you have few hours left and you are telling me all this, why? Mom replied....."it's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children will send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage!

An upset man Goes to a Sex Therapist. Man: Doc, u Gotta help me. Please! Doc: Sure Dude. Wats ur problem? Man: It goes like this. Every Morning I get up&give my wife Hot Sex. Then leave for office. I give a lift to my girlfriend, while going to Office, she gives me an amazing blowjob. While in office, After lunch I give My secretary a Quickie behind My table doggy style. After I finish Work, I have steamy sex with a Callgirl whom I order everyday. While Returning home from office I bang girlfrnd in my car. While at home, I Fuck my wife till she Is half Dead. After Dinner she gives a nice blow job to finish of My Day. Doc: Well u Seem 2 have an Amazing sex life. I dont see any problem. Man: There is a problem Doc. Its paining when I Masturbate at Midnight. 😩 Doctor-  sule magane!!!!!!

One tapori in ICICI bank. Avanakkan, nanu account open madbeku Lady: sir, swalpa respect inda matadi Man: respect ammann tullu, account yar open madtare helu. Lady complained manager. Manager: yakappa taleharte madthidiya? Man:taleharte ammanna kyaya, le tullappa nanige 100 crore lotry bandide, account yar open madtare helu. Mgr: aiyo sir, ee soole jote yen shaata maatu, nan yen shata hariyakka idini.. Plz... Come sir..

😂😂😂 *Quote of the day*: Men are like shoe Laces. They enter many holes before they tie the knot !! After tying  the knot they are like Belts,  They see many holes but eventually put it in the same hole every day. 😂😂😂

ಹೃದಯಾಘಾತವಾದಾಗ ತಕ್ಷಣ ಏನು ಮಾಡಬೇಕು..... ? ನೀವು ಒಬ್ಬರೇ ಇರುತ್ತೀರಿ..!!  ಎದೆಯ ಎಡಭಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ ಎದೆ ಭಾರವಾದಂತಹ.,  ಬಿಗಿ ಹಿಡಿದಂತಹ ನೋವು ಕಾಣಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಬೆವರಲು ಪ್ರಾರಂಭಿಸುತ್ತಿರಿ.......  ಕಣ್ಣುಗಳು ಮಂಜಾಗುತ್ತವೆ....  ಎಲ್ಲೋ ಪಾತಾಳಕ್ಕೆ ಕುಸಿದಂತಹ ಅನುಭವ..........  ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆ ದೂರವಿರುತ್ತದೆ., ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಅಥವಾ 108 ಕ್ಕೆ ಕರೆಕೊಟ್ಟರೂ ಅವರು ಬರುವುದು ಕೆಲ ನಿಮಿಷಗಳಾಗಬವುದು.., ನಿಮ್ಮ ಜ್ಞಾನ ಹೋಗಲು ಇನ್ನೇನು ಕೆಲ ಸೆಕೆಂಡುಗಳಿವೆ....  60% ಜನ ಹೃದಯ ಆಘಾತವಾದಾಗ ಮರಣ ಹೊಂದುವ ಸಂಭವವೇ ಹೆಚ್ಚು....  ಅಂತಹ ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ನಮ್ಮನ್ನು ನಾವು ರಕ್ಷಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಲು ಏನು ಮಾಡಬೇಕು....? 1. ಪದೇ ಪದೇ ಜೊರಾಗಿ ಕೆಮ್ಮ ಬೇಕು......!! 2. ತಕ್ಷಣವೇ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಕುಳಿತುಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕು ಇಲ್ಲವೇ ಅಂಗಾತ ಮಲಗಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕು...!!  3. ಧಿರ್ಘವಾಗಿ ಉಸಿರು ಎಳೆದುಕೊಳ್ಳುವುದು ಮತ್ತು ಜೋರಾಗಿ ಕೆಮ್ಮುವುದನ್ನು ಮಾಡಬೇಕು....!!  ( ಕಫ ತೆಗೆಯುವ ರೀತಿ) 4. ಪ್ರತಿ ಎರಡು ಸೆಕೆಂಡುಗಳಿಗೊಮ್ಮೆ ಸತತವಾಗಿ ಕೆಮ್ಮುತ್ತಿರಬೇಕು.....!! 5. ಸಹಾಯಕ್ಕಾಗಿ ಯಾರಾದರು ಬರುವವರೆಗೆ ಸಾಮಾನ್ಯ ಸ್ಥಿತಿಗೆ ಬರುವವರೆಗೂ ಇದನ್ನು ಮುಂದುವರೆಸುತ್ತಿರಬೇಕು.....!!  ಇದರಿಂದ ನಾವು ಹೃದಯಾಘಾತದಿಂದ ಸಾಯದೆ ಬದುಕುಳಿಯುವ ಸಂಭವ ಹೆಚ್ಚು.. ಯಾವ ರೀತಿ ಅನುಕೂಲವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ....? ...

ಹೃದಯಾಘಾತವಾದಾಗ ತಕ್ಷಣ ಏನು ಮಾಡಬೇಕು..... ? ನೀವು ಒಬ್ಬರೇ ಇರುತ್ತೀರಿ..!!  ಎದೆಯ ಎಡಭಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ ಎದೆ ಭಾರವಾದಂತಹ.,  ಬಿಗಿ ಹಿಡಿದಂತಹ ನೋವು ಕಾಣಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಬೆವರಲು ಪ್ರಾರಂಭಿಸುತ್ತಿರಿ.......  ಕಣ್ಣುಗಳು ಮಂಜಾಗುತ್ತವೆ....  ಎಲ್ಲೋ ಪಾತಾಳಕ್ಕೆ ಕುಸಿದಂತಹ ಅನುಭವ..........  ಆಸ್ಪತ್ರೆ ದೂರವಿರುತ್ತದೆ., ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಅಥವಾ 108 ಕ್ಕೆ ಕರೆಕೊಟ್ಟರೂ ಅವರು ಬರುವುದು ಕೆಲ ನಿಮಿಷಗಳಾಗಬವುದು.., ನಿಮ್ಮ ಜ್ಞಾನ ಹೋಗಲು ಇನ್ನೇನು ಕೆಲ ಸೆಕೆಂಡುಗಳಿವೆ....  60% ಜನ ಹೃದಯ ಆಘಾತವಾದಾಗ ಮರಣ ಹೊಂದುವ ಸಂಭವವೇ ಹೆಚ್ಚು....  ಅಂತಹ ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ನಮ್ಮನ್ನು ನಾವು ರಕ್ಷಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಲು ಏನು ಮಾಡಬೇಕು....? 1. ಪದೇ ಪದೇ ಜೊರಾಗಿ ಕೆಮ್ಮ ಬೇಕು......!! 2. ತಕ್ಷಣವೇ ಕೆಳಗೆ ಕುಳಿತುಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕು ಇಲ್ಲವೇ ಅಂಗಾತ ಮಲಗಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕು...!!  3. ಧಿರ್ಘವಾಗಿ ಉಸಿರು ಎಳೆದುಕೊಳ್ಳುವುದು ಮತ್ತು ಜೋರಾಗಿ ಕೆಮ್ಮುವುದನ್ನು ಮಾಡಬೇಕು....!!  ( ಕಫ ತೆಗೆಯುವ ರೀತಿ) 4. ಪ್ರತಿ ಎರಡು ಸೆಕೆಂಡುಗಳಿಗೊಮ್ಮೆ ಸತತವಾಗಿ ಕೆಮ್ಮುತ್ತಿರಬೇಕು.....!! 5. ಸಹಾಯಕ್ಕಾಗಿ ಯಾರಾದರು ಬರುವವರೆಗೆ ಸಾಮಾನ್ಯ ಸ್ಥಿತಿಗೆ ಬರುವವರೆಗೂ ಇದನ್ನು ಮುಂದುವರೆಸುತ್ತಿರಬೇಕು.....!!  ಇದರಿಂದ ನಾವು ಹೃದಯಾಘಾತದಿಂದ ಸಾಯದೆ ಬದುಕುಳಿಯುವ ಸಂಭವ ಹೆಚ್ಚು.. ಯಾವ ರೀತಿ ಅನುಕೂಲವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ....? ...

ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿಯೇ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬಹುದಾದ ಸರಳ ಚಿಕಿತ್ಸೆಗಳು .... 1) ಅತಿಯಾದ ಸುಸ್ತು:- 100 ml ತಣ್ಣೀರಿಗೆ 2 ಚಮಚ ಸಕ್ಕರೆ 10 ಹನಿ rose water ಮತ್ತು 60ml "ವಿಸ್ಕಿ" ಪ್ರತಿ 3 ಗಂಟೆಗೊಮ್ಮೆ 2) ಕೆಮ್ಮು :- 4 ಚಿಟಿಕೆ ಶುಂಠಿ ಪೌಡರ್ 1 ಚಮಚ ಜೇನುತುಪ್ಪ 100ml ಬಿಸಿ ನೀರಿನ ಜೊತೆ 30ml "ಬ್ರ್ಯಾಂಡಿ" ಬೆಳಿಗ್ಗೆ ರಾತ್ರಿ ಅಹಾರದ ನಂತರ 3) ಥಂಡಿ ಜ್ವರ :- 2 ಕರಿಮೆಣಸಿನ ಪೌಡರ್ ಬಿಸಿನೀರಿನೊಂದಿಗೆ ಕರಡಿ ಜೊತೆ 60-90ml "ರಮ್" ರಾತ್ರಿ ಊಟದ ನಂತರ  4) ಹಸಿವೆ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿಸಲು :- 30ml ನೀರಿನೊಂದಿಗೆ 30ml ರೆಡ್ "ವೈನ್" ದಿನಕ್ಕೆ 3 ಬಾರಿ ಆಹಾರಕ್ಕೆ 15 ನಿಮಿಷ ಮೊದಲು 5) ಕಿಡ್ನಿ ಸ್ಟೊನ್ :- ಅವರವರ ಶಕ್ತಿಗೆ ಅನುಸಾರವಾಗಿ ದಿನಕ್ಕೆ 2-3 ಬಿಯರ್.. 6) ಅಜೀರ್ಣ (ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಉಬ್ಬರ) :- 2 ಚಿಟಿಕೆ ಇಂಗು 4 ಚಮಚ ಲಿಂಬುರಸದೊಂದಿಗೆ 120ml ಜಿನ್ or ವೋಡ್ಕಾ ... 7) ನಿದ್ರಾಹೀನತೆ(ಸಂಸಾರ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆ)  :-  ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಸೋಡಾ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ನೀರು 2-3 ice cube ಹಾಕಿ ... ನಿಮ್ಮ ಸಮಸ್ಯೆ ಮರೆಯುವಷ್ಟು ಪ್ರಮಾಣದಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಇಷ್ಟದ ಯವುದೇ brand ಆದ್ರೂ ಸರಿ... ನಿಮಗೂ ಇಂತಹ ಮನೆಮದ್ದುಗಳು ಗೊತ್ತಿದ್ದಲ್ಲಿ ದಯವಿಟ್ಟು ನಿಮ್ಮವರೊಂದಿಗೆ ಹಂಚಿಕೊಳ್ಳಿ....😄 😜

I am Naredra Modi 🔵 PLEASE SHARE it with everyone and with all your groups .. -  Indian 90 days if not purchased any foreign stuff .. India could become the world's second richest country .. India in just 90 days Rs 2 will be equal to $ 1 .. plz share it to all 🙏Plz frwd this msg to all groups and say 🙏 🙏Is desh me rahena he to jag jao🙏 In 1970 1$ = Rs. 4 Today 1$ = Rs. 68 Estimated 1$ by end of the year = Rs. 72 Dollar is not getting stronger, rupee is getting weaker! & nobody else is responsible for d fall, except us! How can we change it! 1. A Cold Drink produced for 70-80 paisa sold at Rs. 9-10! Stop drinking them, Drink Lemon juice, Lassi, Fruit juice, butter milk etc. instead of coke, pepsi. ======================== 2. Use Soaps such as Cinthol, Santoor,Medimix, Neem, Godrej brands instead of :- Lux,lifebuoy, rexona, liril, dove, pears, hamam,camay, palmolive! ======================== 3. Toothpaste- Use Neem, babool, vicco, dabur In...

😜ಅವಳು - ನೆನ್ನೆ ರಾತ್ರಿ ನನ್ ಬಾಯ್ ಪ್ರೆಂಡ್ ಜೊತೆ ಡೇಟಿಂಗ್ ಹೋಗಿದ್ದೆ ಕಣೆ. ಅಬ್ಬ ಎಂಥಾ ಅನುಭವ! ಮರ್ಯೊಕೆ ಸಾದ್ಯ ಇಲ್ಲ!!! 😜ಇವಳು - ಹೌದ!? ಎನೇನ್ ನೆಡಿತು ಅಂತ ಹೇಳೆ ಪ್ಲಿಸ್ .... 😜ಅವಳು - ಅವನು ಸೀದ ಅವನ್ ರೂಮಿಗೆ ಕರ್ಕಂಡೊದ. ನನ್ನ ತಬ್ಕೊಂಡ್ ಪ್ರೀತಿಯಿಂದ ಮುತ್ತು ಕೊಟ್ಟ. ಆಮೇಲೆ ಮೆಲ್ಲಗೆ ಅವನ ಕೈ ನನ್ ಹೆಗಲಮೇಲೆ ತಂದು ..... ನನ್ ವೇಲ್ ಎಳೆದ. ನಾನು ರೆಡ್ ಕಲರ್ ಚೂಡಿ ಆಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದೆ. ಅದೆ ಲಾಸ್ಟ್ ವೀಕ್ ಮಂತ್ರಿ ಸ್ಕೈರ್ನಲ್ಲಿ ತಕೊಂಡಿದ್ನಲ್ಲ....ಅದು. 😜ಇವಳು - ಲಾಸ್ಟ್ ವೀಕ್ ಬಟ್ಟೆ ತಗೊಂಡ್ಯ? ನನಗೆ ಗೊತ್ತೆ ಇರ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ! 😜ಅವಳು - ಹ್ಙೂಂ ಕಣೆ... ಅಲ್ಲೆ ಡಿಸ್ಕೌಂಟ್ ಸೇಲಾಕಿದ್ರು. ಅಲ್ಲೆ ಒಂದೆರಡ್ ಜೊತೆ ಜಿನ್ಸ್. ಟಾಪ್ಸ್ ಕೂಡ ತಗೊಂಡೆ... 😜ಇವಳು - ನಂಗೂ ಕರ್ಯೊದಲ್ವ ..? ಇನ್ನೂ ಸೇಲ್ ನೆಡಿತಾ ಇದ್ಯ? 😜ಅವಳು - ಹ್ಙೂಂ ಈಗ್ಲೂ ಇದೆ... 😜ಇವಳು - ಅಂಗಾದ್ರೆ ನಾನು ಒಂದಷ್ಟು ಬಟ್ಟೆ ತಗೊಬೇಕು.. ಒಂದ್ ನಿಮಿಷ ಇರು ರೆಡಿಯಾಗ್ತಿನಿ .. ಇಬ್ರೂ ಹೊಗ್ ಬರೊಣ. 😝😝😝😝 ಇ ಹುಡ್ಗೀರೆ ಇಂಗೆ ಶಾಪಿಂಗ್ ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಸಾಕು ನಾವೇನ್ ಮಾತಾಡ್ತಿದ್ವಿ ಅನ್ನೊದನ್ನು ಮರ್ತ್ಬಿಡ್ತರೆ.... ಪಾಪ ನಮ್ಮು ಹುಡುಗ್ರು ರೂಂಮಲ್ಲಿ ಮುಂದೆನಾಯ್ತು ಅಂತ ತಿಳ್ಕೊಳೊಕೆ ಕಾಯ್ತಾ ಇದ್ರು ? ಛೇ .. ನಿರಾಸೆ ಆಗೊಯ್ತು !! 😝😝😝😝

Boost ಕುಡಿದ್ರೆ ಶಕ್ತಿ ಬರುತ್ತಾ...???🤔 ನೋಡೋಣ... ಐದು ಗ್ಲಾಸ್ Boost ☕ ಕುಡಿರಿ ಗೋಡೆ ಅಲ್ಲಾಡಿಸಿ ಅಲ್ಲಾಡಲ್ಲ ಅಲ್ವ...🙄😟 ಇವಾಗ ಐದು ಗ್ಲಾಸ್ Beer 🍺 ಕುಡಿರಿ ಹಾಗೇ ಗೋಡೆ ಕಡೆಗೆ ನೋಡಿ ......................🙈🙊 ಹೇಗ್ ಅಲ್ಲಾಡುತ್ತೆ ಅಲ್ವಾ ....👍🏼😝😝😝 Beer is the Power of Boys Energy...🍺🍾💪🏻🤘🏻

ಎಡಗಡೆಯಿಂದ ಓದಿದರೂ ಸರಿ, ಬಲಗಡೆಯಿಂದಓದಿದರೂ ಅದೇ ಅರ್ಥ ನೀಡುವ ಹತ್ತುಪದಗಳನ್ನು ನೀಡಿ. 1. ಕರಿದ ತಿಂಡಿಯೊಂದರ ಹೆಸರು 2. ಒಂದು ತರಕಾರಿ ಹೆಸರು. 3. ಜಿಲ್ಲೆಯೊಂದರ ಹೆಸರು. 4. ಬಂಗಾರದ ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ಹೆಸರು 5.12 ರಾಶಿಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದರ ಹೆಸರು 6. ಗಾಳಿ ಆಡಲು ಬೇಕೇ ಬೇಕು. 7. ಪಂಚೇಂದ್ರಿಯಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಇದೂ ಒಂದು. 8. ಕನ್ನಡ ವ್ಯಾಕರಣಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಇದು ಒಂದು 9. ಮಿಂಚು ಬಂದರೆ ಇದು ಸಾಮಾನ್ಯವಾಗಿಬರುತ್ತದೆ. 10. ವಿರಸ ವಿರುದ್ದ ಪದ. ಕನ್ನಡವನ್ನ ಬಲ್ಲ ಬುದ್ದಿವಂತರಿಗೆ ಇದುಸವಾಲು👍

Late night conversation with girlfriend: Girl: OK bye, mom is shouting 😮😮 Boy: tell your dad to "do slowly" Girl: Blocked💔 😂😂😂

This one is an absolute killer😝  An Indian Lady visited a Bar🍺 for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender.. A Guy on her Left side ordered: *"Jack Daniels, Single"* A Guy on her Right Side ordered: *"Johnny Walker, Single"* The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..?? Lady replied: *"Savitri Deshpande, Married.*                 😂😂😂😂

After a gap I have read a decent joke ....... A guy on his wedding night finding that his wife was a Virgin exclaimed: "I want to Kiss the one who took care of you and protected your Virginity" She gave a naughty smile and said: "KISS MY ASS" 😂

This is from Dr. Geetha Krishnaswamy, Please give your 2min and read this:- 1 Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job. 2 You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. 3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home. 4 Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. 5 You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself. 6 HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. 7 However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each coug...

There was a good old barber in Bangalore . One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop. - - -- - - - - The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. - - - -- A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop. - - - - - The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door. -- - - - A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber, again he refuses the money saying that it was a community service. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there.....

Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "Hello, could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as peter was going out he returns and says,"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner,peter sat with his girlfriend on d left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner ...

Engineering ಮ್ಯಾಲೆ Mtech ಮಾಡೋದ ಯಶ್ಟ important  ಐತಂದ್ರ ಸತ್ತ ಮ್ಯಾಲೆ ತಿಥಿ ಮಾಡ್ದಂಗ್ ಉಪ್ಯೋಗ ಯೇನು ಇಲ್ಲಾ just ಆತ್ಮಕ್ ಶಾಂತಿ ಸಿಗ್ತದ. 😄

ರತನ್ ಟಾಟಾ ಹೇಳಿದ “ಊಟದ ಸ್ಟೋರಿ”: ವಿಶ್ವದ ಶ್ರೀಮಂತ ಉಧ್ಯಮಿಗಳ ಪಟ್ಟಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕಾಣಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳುವ ಭಾರತದ ರತನ್ ಟಾಟಾ ಜರ್ಮನಿಯಲ್ಲಿ  ತಮಗೆ ಎದುರಾದ ಒಂದು ಸನ್ನಿವೇಶವನ್ನ ಹಂಚಿಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ಒಂದು ಸಾರಿ ನಾವು ಜರ್ಮನಿಗೆ ಹೊಗಿದ್ದೆವು. ಅದು ಪ್ರಪಂಚದ ಅಭಿವೃದ್ಧಿ ದೇಶಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು. ಹಂಬರ್ಗ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ  ಊಟ ಮಾಡಲು ಅಲ್ಲಿನ ಹೋಟೆಲ್’ಗೆ ಹೋದೆವು. ಬಹಳ ಟೇಬಲ್ ಖಾಲಿ ಇವೆ. ನಮಗೆ ಆಶ್ಚರ್ಯವಾಯಿತು. ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಒಂದು-ಎರಡು ಊಟ ತರಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಪ್ಲೇಟ್ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಖಾಲಿ ಮಾಡಿ ಹೋಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ಒಂದು ಮೂಲೆಯ ಟೇಬಲ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ವೃದ್ಧರು ಒಂದೇ ಊಟ ತರಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಅದನ್ನು ಎಲ್ಲರೂ ಹಂಚಿಕೊಂಡು ತಿನ್ನುತ್ತಿದ್ದರು. ನಮಗೆ ಶ್ರೀಮಂತ ದೇಶದಲ್ಲಿ ಹೀಗೆ ತಿನ್ನುತ್ತಿದ್ದರಲ್ಲ ಎನ್ನಿಸಿತು. ನಾವು ನಮ್ಮ ಸ್ಟೇಟಸ್ ಗೆ ತಕ್ಕಂತೆ ತರತರದ ತಿನಿಸುಗಳನ್ನು ತರಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ತಿಂದೆವು. ನಮ್ಮವರು ಕೆಲವು ತಿನಿಸುಗಳು ಇಷ್ಟವಾಲಿಲ್ಲವೆಂದು, ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ಆಯಿತೆಂದು ಆಹಾರವನ್ನು ಪ್ಲೇಟ್ ನಲ್ಲಿಯೇ ಬಿಟ್ಟರು.!! ನಾವು ಅಲ್ಲಿಂದ ಹೊರಡುವ ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ವೃದ್ಧ ಮಹಿಳೆಯೊಬ್ಬರು ನಮ್ಮ ಬಳಿ ಬಂದು ಹಾಗೆ ವೆಸ್ಟ್ ಮಾಡಬಾರದು ಅದು ನಮ್ಮ ಆಹಾರ ಎಂದಳು.!! ನಮ್ಮವರು ಅದು ನಮ್ಮಿಷ್ಟ ಎಂದರು. ತಕ್ಷಣ ಪೋನ್ ತೆಗೆದು ಆಕೆ ಯಾರಿಗೋ ಪೋನ್ ಮಾಡಿದಳು.!! ಪೊಲೀಸರು ಬಂದರು.!!!! ನಡೆದಿದ್ದನ್ನು ಕೇಳಿದರು. ನಮಗೆ 50 ಯೂರೋ ದಂಡ ಹಾಕಿದರು. ಮರುಮಾತನಾಡದ...

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