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Great lines by George Michael: "Change cannot be given to you everytime. You must bring the change" ======= Who is George Michael? He is a BMTC bus conductor. Now read it again.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dis is one of best suspense jokes till date

Dis is one of best suspense jokes till date😜 A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at t...

Died laughing

Died laughing ...πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ Teacher: DHRITRASHTRA had 100 sons, pandu only 5 tell me why.? Santa Singh : sir, people who have eyes have other work also...! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚