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Great lines by George Michael: "Change cannot be given to you everytime. You must bring the change" ======= Who is George Michael? He is a BMTC bus conductor. Now read it again.😂😂

Dis is one of best suspense jokes till date😜 A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side." Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at t...

Died laughing ...😃😃😃 Teacher: DHRITRASHTRA had 100 sons, pandu only 5 tell me why.? Santa Singh : sir, people who have eyes have other work also...! 😂😂😂

About Kannada Language: Kannada is the third oldest language of World. (After . . . Sanskrit & Greek) is as old as 2000 years. Kannada is 99.99% perfect -logically and scientifically. Kannadaigas got 8 Gnana Peetha Awards. Look at other languages . . . Hindi -- 6, Telugu - 2, Malayalam - 3, Tamil - 2. Shri VINOBA BHAVE called Kannada script as QUEEN OF WORLD SCRIPTS - "Vishwa LipigaLa RaaNi - Kannada " So called International language -- English does not have its own Script. English is written in "ROMAN" So called National Language -- Hindi does not have its own script. Hindi is written in "Deva nagari" Though Tamil has a script, logically it is imperfect -- as common letters are used for many pronunciations.. Kannada is as old as 2000 years. You can write what you speak and you can read what you write. When " Kaviraja Maarga was written . . ."kaaveriyinda , godaavarivaregirpa ... " by Amogha Varsha Nripathunga, Engli...

Narendra modi's message to India.....                                                            Out of 121 crore people in India if just 10% drink juice for ₹10 daily then for a month it's approximately 3600 crores!!!!!!                                     When we drink Pepsi and Coca-Cola, this 3600 crores goes out of our country.                                                       Pepsi and Coca-Cola companies are getting more than 7000 crores every day.                                               ...

चमेली भाभी ने चाट की दुकान खोली. दुकान खोलते ही ग्राहको की लाइन लग गयी, क्योकि? बोर्ड पर लिखा था, सिर्फ़ 10 Rs मे चमेली भाभी की चाट लो.  _____________________________________________ Teacher: Kouravaralli athi dadda yaru?Student: Dussyasana.Tchr: adu ege?Stnd: astu uddada seere eleyo badalu swalpa melake ethidre agtittu😂😂👆👆😂😂😜😜😜

Corporate joke.. Manager ne joke sunaya.. poori team hasne lagi except one guy. .. Manager asks him- Tumhe mera joke samajh nahi aaya???? The guy replied- Sir, mera dusri company me ho gya hai.  😝😝😝

Employee: sir I have not linked my account to Aadhar. But I still got gas subsidy. Finance department: that's not the gas subsidy. That's your increment!! 😂😂😂😂

Pesticide Percentage (%) in cold drinks released from IMA (Indian Medical Association) recently. 1     Thums up     15.2% 2     Coke             13.4%     3     7 up              12.5%     4     Mirinda         10.7%   5     Pepsi            10.9%     6     Fanta              9.1%     7.    Sprite.           15.3% It's very dangerous to the Human Liver. Results in Cancer! Please pass it to all known persons in your contact.  Live Healthy, Save Indians!!!.........

One of the best msg ever received... One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door. Yesterday the person who has been stopping your growth in this company passed away. You are invited to join the funeral. In the beginning, they got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they got curious to know who was the man who stopped their growth. Everyone thought: Well atleast the man who stopped my progress died! One by one the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when they looked inside they were speechless. They stood shocked in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul. There was a mirror inside the coffin and everyone who looked inside could see himself. There was a sign next to the mirror that read: There is only one person who is capable to set limits to your growth...It is you. You are the only person who can influence your happiness, success and realization. Your life does ...

A guy named Satish met a female frnd... Satish- hi Reema. Reema - hi satis. Satish - its Satish. It has a "h" Reema - Wat Fucking diff does a single h make... Satish grabs her by her waist and asks..... " Ab bata chod du ya chodh du"  😂😂😂😂😂

Amit shah asked for 150 seats out of 182 in Gujarat. Gujju people gave him 99 after deducting 28% GST. 182 * 28%= 51, 150-51=99... Gujarati's are pakke Vepari...😜😜😜😜

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ಶಾಲಾ ಕಾಲೇಜು ಮತ್ತು ಕೆಲಸಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗುವ ಹೆಣ್ಣು ಮಕ್ಕಳಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ವಿನಂತಿ. 👉 ನಿಮಗೆ ಯಾವುದಾದರೂ ಚಿಕ್ಕ ಮಗು/ಮಕ್ಕಳು ರಸ್ತೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಅಳುತ್ತಾ ತಾನು ತಪ್ಪಿಸಿಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದೇನೆ ಅಂತ ಹೇಳಿ ಯಾವುದಾದರೂ ವಿಳಾಸವನ್ನೋ/ಜಾಗವನ್ನೋ ತಿಳಿಸಿ ತನ್ನನ್ನು ತನ್ನವರ ಬಳಿಗೆ ಸೇರಿಸುವಂತೆ ಕನಿಕರ ಹುಟ್ಟುವ ರೀತಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕೇಳಿಕೊಂಡರೆ ದಯವಿಟ್ಟು ಆ ಮಗುವನ್ನು/ಮಕ್ಕಳನ್ನು ಕೂಡಲೇ ಹತ್ತಿರದ ಪೋಲೀಸ್ ಠಾಣೆಗೆ ಕರೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗಿ ಪೋಲೀಸರಿಗೆ ಒಪ್ಪಿಸಿ ದಯವಿಟ್ಟು ಆ ಮಗು/ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಹೇಳುವ ಜಾಗಕ್ಕೆ ಆ ಮಗುವನ್ನು ತಲುಪಿಸಲು ನೀವೇ ಹೋಗಬೇಡಿ. 👉 ಇದೊಂದು ಕಳ್ಳತನ/ಗ್ಯಾಂಗ್ ರೇಪ್/ಅಪಹರಣ ಮಾಡಲು ದುಷ್ಕರ್ಮಿಗಳು ಉಪಯೋಗಿಸುತ್ತಿರುವ ಹೊಸ ವಿಧಾನ. 👉ಆ ಮಗು/ಮಕ್ಕಳು ನಿಜವಾಗಿಯೂ ತಪ್ಪಿಸಿಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದರೆ ಆ ಪೋಲೀಸರೇ ತಲುಪಿಸುತ್ತಾರೆ 👉ಇಂತಹ ಪ್ರಕರಣಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಎಷ್ಟೋ ಮುಗ್ಧ, ತಾಯಿಮನದ ಹೆಣ್ಣು ಮಕ್ಕಳು  ವಿನಾ ಕಾರಣ ಬಲಿಯಾಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ತೊಂದರೆ ಯಲ್ಲಿ ಸಿಲುಕುತಿದ್ದಾರೆ. 👉👉 ಎಚ್ಚರಿಕೆ 👇👇 👉ಈ ಸಂದೇಶವನ್ನು ಶೇರ್ ಮಾಡಲು ಮುಜುಗರ ಬೇಡ. 👉 ನಿಮ್ಮ ಒಂದು ಸಂದೇಶ ಒಂದು ಹೆಣ್ಣಿನ ಮಾನ ಪ್ರಾಣ ಕಾಪಾಡಬಹುದು. ಇದನ್ನು ನಿಮ್ಮ ಗೆಳತಿಯರಿಗೆ ರವಾನಿಸಿ , ಹುಡುಗರಿಗೂ ತಲುಪಿಸಿ ಯಾಕೆಂದರೆ ಅವರಿಗೂ ಅಕ್ಕ ತಂಗಿ ಹೆಂಡತಿ ಮಗಳು ಇರುತ್ತಾರೆ. ನಿಮ್ಮ ಒಂದು ಸಂದೇಶ ೧೦೦೦೦೦೦೦ ಹೆಣ್ಣಿನ ರಕ್ಷಣೆ ಮಾಡಬಲ್ಲದು ಫೇ...

🌲🥀  ನಗು ನಗುತ್ತಾ ಇರಿ 🌲 🌹ಅಪಾಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಧೈರ್ಯ🌹.ಕಷ್ದದಲ್ಲಿ ತಾಳ್ಮೆ. 🌱ನಷ್ಟದಲ್ಲಿ ಸಹನೆ.🌱 ತೊಂದರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಶಾಂತಿ.🎄ದುಖಃದಲ್ಲಿ ಸಮಾಧಾನ. ಇದ್ದವರಿಗೆ..🎄 ಬಾಳಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾವ ಭಯವೂ.. ಇರುವುದಿಲ್ಲ. 🙏 💡💡💡💡💡Happy Dipavali in advance. ..💡💡💡💡💡 🙏Very Good morning🙏