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Leatest one😂😂😂😂😂 ಗಂಡ ಹೆಂಡತಿಯ ಚಿಂತೆ! ಗಂಡ ಹೆಂಡತಿ ರಾತ್ರಿಯ ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಹಾಸಿಗೆ ಮೇಲೆ ಮೌನವಾಗಿ  ಮಲಗಿದ್ದರು ಇಬ್ಬರ ನಡುವೆ ಯಾವ ಮಾತುಕಥೆ ಇಲ್ಲ !! 😒😔ಹೆಂಡತಿಯ ಯೋಚನೆ... ೧ ಇವರು ನನ್ನ ಜೊತೆ ಯಾಕೆ ಮಾತನಾಡುತಾ ಇಲ್ಲ? 2 ನನ್ನ ಸೌಂದರ್ಯ ಕಮ್ಮಿ ಆಗಿದೆಯಾ? 3ನಾನೇದರೂ ಡುಮ್ಮಿ ಆಗಿದ್ದೇನಾ? ೪ ಇವರೇನದರೂ ಇನ್ನೊಬ್ಬಳನ್ನು ಇಷ್ಟ ಪಡುತ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದರಾ? 😣ಗಂಡನ ಚಿಂತೆ ಕಟ್ಟಪ್ಪ ಯಾಕೆ  ಬಾಹುಬಲಿನ ಕೊಂದ😝😝😝😝

🚶A boy n girl walking in campus.. Boy:tiffen ayta? Girl:agilla Andre madistiyeno loafer! . . . . Boy: snana ayta? Girl walks silently 😎😎😎😎😎😎

A beautiful STORY...A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop..He went to him & said.. "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums....! The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close to his ear and said.... "Try the same when the engine is running." . . . . . . Continuation . . . . . . The Mechanic smiled back came close to doctors ear and said I can pick any dead engine and make it alive . . . . . . . But can you ??? 👌👏 Not only classic but Epic Mechanical Engineers🔧🔩🔨☺

Late at night after their 25th anniversary party was over, in a dark living room his wife saw him whispering on the phone. She quietly walked into him, he hangs up , she asked him to who he was speaking. He answers her "I was talking to my 2nd wife who I got married to secretly 2 years back,)." She asked him, "but u never told me that". He says "I did not want to hurt ur feeling."  She tells him, "That's ok darling, I am an understanding wife." He started crying loud with tears.  She pacified him and tells him lets not wake up the kids held his hand and takes him to the bedroom. for the rest of the story click on the link https://madnessbehindscience.wordpress.com/2016/01/04/rip/

🐢Tortoise and a Rabbit🐰wrote an entrance exam, 📝 🐢Tortoise got 80%, 🐰Rabbit got 81%. Both went for 🏦admission to an engineering college, Cut-off needed was 85%. 😱😨 😾Rabbit didn't get admission, but the Tortoise got admission. 🙀 How?🙊 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... ..... ... ... .. .... ..... ..... ..... ... ... 😦U remember when we were in the 😥1st standard, the tortoise won a race. 😂Sports quota ... 5% marks extra 😜😃😈 Tortoise rocks 😎.... U get shocks! 😌... Forward this soon ... it's new arrival...🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢😜😝😛