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Why I got divorced.......... Sad story of Bala.. Last wéek was my birthday....  My wife didnt wish me.... My parents forgot and so did my kids.... I went to work.... Even my colleagues didnt wish me.... As i entered my cabin my secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss".... i felt so special.... She asked me out to lunch.... After lunch,she invited me to her apartment... WE went there.... She said,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute ?" "OKAY",i said... She came out 5min later with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids ,My Friends & My Colleagues... All Screaming, SURPRISE.... And I was waiting on the sofa............. 😝 NAKED 😩

CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE: 1. TEMPLE  has 6 letters so does MASJID and CHURCH. 2. GEETA has 5 letters so does QURAN and BIBLE. 3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD. 4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE. 5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS. 6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH. 7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL. 8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE. 9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS. 10. BELOW has 5, so does ABOVE. 11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY. 12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY. 13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG. 14. RICH has 4 so does POOR. 15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS 16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE. Are they all by Co-incidence? Plz read full msg 5ive undeniable Facts of Life : 👉1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be Happy. So when they grow up they will know the value of things not the price 👉2. Best awarded words in London ... "Eat your food as your medicines. Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food...

ಕೊಂಚ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ● "ಕೆಲವರು ಜಗಳವಾದ ತಕ್ಷಣ ಕ್ಷಮೆಯನ್ನು ಕೇಳುತ್ತಾರೆ ಇದರರ್ಥ ಅವರಿಗೆ ಬೇರೆಯಾರೂ ಸಿಗಲ್ಲ, ಅಥವಾ ತಪ್ಪು ಅವರದ್ದೇ ಅಂತರ್ಥವಲ್ಲ ಬದಲಾಗಿ ಅವರು ಸಂಭಂದಕ್ಕೆ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಬೆಲೆ ಕೊಡುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂತರ್ಥ" ● ಕೊಂಚ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ● "ಕೆಲವರು ನಿಮಗೆ ಸಹಾಯಮಾಡಲು ಕರೆಯದೆ ಓಡಿಬಂದು ಸಹಾಯ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಾರೆಂದರೆ ಇದರರ್ಥ ಅವರಿಗೆ ಬೇರೆ ಕೆಲಸವಿಲ್ಲ ಅಂತರ್ಥವಲ್ಲ. ಅವರಿಗೆ ನೋವಿನ ಬೆಲೆ, ಮಾನವೀಯತೆಯ ಬೆಲೆ ತಿಳಿದಿರುತ್ತೆ ಅಂತರ್ಥ" ಕೊಂಚ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ● "ನಿಮ್ಮಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲವರು ಪಾರ್ಟಿ ಕೊಟ್ಟು ಬಿಲ್ ಅನ್ನು ಅವರೇ ಯಾವಾಗಲೂ ಕೊಡುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಅವರಲ್ಲಿ ಬೇಕಾದಷ್ಟು ಹಣ ಇದೆ ಅಂತ ಅರ್ಥವಲ್ಲ ಬದಲಾಗಿ ಸ್ನೇಹಕಿಂತ / ಸಂಭಂಧಕ್ಕಿಂತ ಹಣ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಅಂತ ಅವರ ಮನಸಲ್ಲಿರುತ್ತೆ" ಕೊಂಚ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ● "ಕೆಲವರು ಯಾವಾಗಲು ನಿಮಗೆ ಮೆಸೇಜ್ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಾರೆಂದರೆ ಕಾಲ್ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿರುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂದರೆ ಅವರು ಯಾವಾಗಲು ಫ್ರೀ ಇರುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂತರ್ಥವಲ್ಲ ಬದಲಾಗಿ ಅವರು ಎಷ್ಟೇ ಬ್ಯುಸಿ ಇದ್ದರು ತಮ್ಮ ಹೃದಯದಲ್ಲಿದ್ದವರಿ ಗೆ ಸಮಯವನ್ನು ನೀಡಲು ಬಯಸುತ್ತಾರೆ ಅಂತರ್ಥ" ● ಕೊಂಚ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ ನೋಡಿ● "ಯಾರೋ ನಿಮಗಾಗಿ ಎಷ್ಟು ಹೊತ್ತಾದರೂ ಕಾಯಲು ಸಿದ್ದರಿದ್ದಾರೆ ಎಂತಾದರೆ ಅವರಿಗೆ ಮಾಡಲು ಬೇರೆ ಏನೂ ಕೆಲಸವಿಲ್ಲ ಎಂದರ್ಥವಲ್ಲ. ಅವರ ದೃಷ್ಟಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಮಗಿಂತ ಮಹ...

A very good management lesson Once upon a time a very strong woodcutter asked for a job with a timber merchant, and he got it. His salary was really good and so were the working conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best. His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to fell the trees. The first day, the woodcutter brought down 15 trees. " Congratulations," the boss said. " Carry on with your work!" Highly motivated by the words of his boss, the woodcutter tried harder the next day, but he only could bring 10 trees down. The third day he tried even harder, but he was only able to bring down 7 trees. Day after day he was bringing lesser number of trees down. " I must be losing my strength", the woodcutter thought. He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on. " When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked. " Sharpen?...

Send this to every employee 😇😇😇 BOSS- Suna Hai Tum Kavi Ho... Kuch Sunao Yaar 😇Employee - "Gum-e-Ulfat me Jo Maar Rahe Ho Gaand Hamaari... Jis Din Doosra Job Milega Uss Din Maa Chod Denge Tumhari"

Answer this if u can . . . A Japanese ship sailing in Pacific Ocean. Japanese captain of the ship going to take a shower. He kept his diamond chain and Rolex watch in the table shelf and went for shower and returns in 10 mins. Now listen carefully.... When he returns both chain and watch is missing??????? He called the crews in the ship. There were four of them. 1. A Britain guy. He the cook in the ship. Captain asked where were you last 10 mins. He answered "I was in the cold room to select the meat for the lunch." 2. A Srilankan guy. Captain repeats same question. He was the house keeping guy and he informed that he was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which was upside down. 3. A Indian guy: again same question. He was an engineer maintains the ship. He told the he was in generator room checking the generator. 4. A French  guy. Same question repeats here also.   He was also a house keeping Crew. He told I was sleeping after the night shift. With...

ಪ್ರಾಣಿಗಳು ಏಕೆ ಆತ್ಮಹತ್ಯೆ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳುವುದಿಲ್ಲ? . . . . . . ಏಕೆಂದರೆ ಅವು ಸಾಲ ಮಾಡುವುದಿಲ್ಲ ಮತ್ತು ಅವುಗಳಿಗೆ ಜೀವನ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಒಂದೇ ಹೆಂಡತಿ ಇರುವುದಿಲ್ಲ 😜😜